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[ r u gonna make the dreams of me making a d’artagnan blog come true ]

{{ s O U LE T’S DO A THI NG WHY AM I EXCIT ED I HA VE TOO M ANY BLGO SALREADY

posted 12 minutes ago with 1 note

drhanniballecter:

U suk

why

posted 25 minutes ago with 5 notes via
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

{{ oh my g o d ok i

i think im convinced

posted 42 minutes ago with 1 note

*cries because i want to make a rochefort blog*

*cries more because why*

posted 54 minutes ago with 3 notes
#tbd
elvisqueso said:
[sassyteenhanni]: "Your toilet's broken."

requiredtobesocial answered:

"…how would you know?”

sassyteenhanni:

"Have fun with that.  Really, though, your home security system is terrible."

"I live in the middle of nowhere, Mr. Lecter. I haven’t had the need to have a security system.”

posted 58 minutes ago with 31 notes via source
elvisqueso said:
[sassyteenhanni]: "Your toilet's broken."

requiredtobesocial answered:

"…how would you know?”

sassyteenhanni:

"All I’m saying is: I don’t know how it got broken."

"I’m sure you don’t. I’m still trying to come up with a way to keep you from breaking into my house."

posted 1 hour ago with 31 notes via source
Anonymous said:
"I'm hungy..." -(foundlingwinston)

requiredtobesocial answered:

"…and you want me to feed you? Or why are you telling me that?"

foundlingwinston:

"Yeah, you’ve been pulling one of your infamous dad-pranks,"

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"I think I’ll be fine with anything as long as it’s edible and not vegan."

"When you say it like that, it sounds ridiculous.

       Well, you’re still going to eat vegetables with whatever you eat. There’s no arguing your way out of that.”

posted 1 hour ago with 6 notes via source
elvisqueso said:
[sassyteenhanni]: "Your toilet's broken."

requiredtobesocial answered:

"…how would you know?”

sassyteenhanni:

"Or snakes.  Are there any brown snakes in Virginia?"

"…yes. But I’m not believing that after Gremlins.”

posted 1 hour ago with 31 notes via source

[9:35:49 PM] Katz: accept your fate
[9:35:52 PM] Katz: fucking losers
[9:36:42 PM] Zee The Bee: n
[9:37:20 PM] Katz: ……………………………………………..
[9:37:22 PM] Katz: stabs
[9:37:28 PM] Zee The Bee: yells
[9:37:41 PM] Katz: screams
[9:37:43 PM] Zee The Bee: my face is so soft
[9:37:47 PM] Zee The Bee: holy cow
[9:37:48 PM] Zee The Bee: so
[9:37:50 PM] Zee The Bee: soft

posted 2 hours ago with 3 notes
elvisqueso said:
[sassyteenhanni]: "Your toilet's broken."

requiredtobesocial answered:

"…how would you know?”

sassyteenhanni:

"…Gremlins?"

Really?”

posted 2 hours ago with 31 notes via source